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I sadly lack the means to carbonate it, but I'm not sure if carbonating coffee even works, pure coffee apparrently tastes disgusting afterwards. More research is needed.

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I'm not joking btw, I added a bit of sugar and a pinch of salt (to counteract the bitterness of the coffee) and I'm genuinely enjoying it

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At a certain point, the... to put it nicely... the conversation escalated a bit 🙈.

Interesting - the aggressive answer was automatically censored after a very short time, and replaced by

"Fun fact, were you aware cats have fewer toes on their back paws"

No, I was not aware of that...?

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@CobaltVelvet@octodon.social more like ass public

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re: Kirby's Dream Land ending 

@Nine basically yes

Kirby's Dream Land ending 

well, that's one way to end a video game 😄

Happy Lara Croft's birthday, everyone!

@monorail instructions unclear, I now have a concussion

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@markybuns Telegram does load most stuff dynamically so idk

@markybuns actually I'm not sure what your Telegram is doing, mine's at 200MB with zero memory pressure

@markybuns Discord is an electron app, so it comes with an entire Chromium browser, Telegram Desktop is just bad I think

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To celebrate the Kickstarter for Shift Happens going well, I thought I would show you 50 keyboards from my collection of really strange/esoteric/meaningful keyboards that I gathered over the years. (It might be the world’s strangest keyboard collection!)

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