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being a programmer is very liberating because i can turn any computer problem into a much weirder computer problem

a bit tmi, bug bites 

@elilla bed bugs should leave other traces, wishing you you don't have any though

Es gibt immer mehr Autos und die werden immer größer, deshalb sollen Parkplätze in Städten jetzt größer werden. Öffis, Räder und Fußgänger:innen sollen halt sch**ssen gehen. Die meisten Staaten geben mehr für Autobahnen als Schienen aus, deshalb schrumpfen die Zugstrecken. Kein Problem: in der Extremhitze werden die Reichen dann aber über den Stau mit Flugtaxis eh drüberfliegen.

Klingt wie satirische Verkehrspolitik aus der Vorhölle. Sind alles echte, aktuelle Meldungen aus Europa.

@onfy Hotel Mario really doesn't look that fun to play

@onfy my dad apparently was in the market for a VCD player at the time and briefly considered buying one

@packetcat funny, that's the standard mode of operation for paying recurring bills here in Germany

@packetcat RCS is about as useful as SMS for me (no one uses it)

@Loosf on second thought, I'm retracting the F-91W

@Loosf I like to think there's at least two more, there's a G-shock-like shape and the one on the left facing the camera might be a F-91W but I'm only a casual watch nerd so

@johoda dunning-kruger is especially damning for coders I feel

@packetcat they just fired Crystal Dynamics' community manager as well, it's all over my twitter feed because the Tomb Raider community liked her twitter.com/Rinoaaa/status/170

@mariazielenbach I know it but I don't think I've heard it in a long time

@sandofsky lol, it now works perfectly with both, weird :D

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