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@dch I haven't been here that long so i've only seen the one

tired: this meeting could've been an email
wired: this app could've been a website

@pup_hime so-called bread fans when real bread enjoyers enter

@Nine it's good bread! though this breakfast is supposed to have rolls, this is the fallback option

usually there's bread rolls but apparently not today

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when my robovac hasn't run its room detection algorithm (which considers any small enough gap a door) it will just divy up everything into rectangles and vacuum those, it's kinda funny

@idesofmerch okay reading backwards at full speed sounds pretty impressive

@idesofmerch if you hold out your hands your left hand already forms an L, I used that extensively as a kid. I think biking in traffic finally taught me properly

@luc I tried that, it was completely useless

@dogo tbh my iPad is just the default "Name's iPad" but my earbuds have a name

my android phones have been named their codenames ever since I found out the LG G6 was named Lucye, my 4a 5G was Bramble, I'm currently using Akita (a Pixel 8a). Though I couldn't resist naming my work Pixel 8 "Pixelate".

@00dani he just doesn't care enough to remember

re: musical meme hazard 

@jn lmao nice

@feuerrot well, not toots, but yeah

there's also a few others that are cool, like one that only shows posts from non-mutuals who follow you (basically the opposite timeline)

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