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Pokémon Go++ sounds like an extremely cursed programming language

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"discover rare sleep styles" statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged

"look forward to going to sleep" I already do that

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pokemon sleep trailer be like "imagine you went to sleep and woke up next to a pokemon" bitch that's like the lives of half the furries I know

Okay, so Pokémon Sleep isn't hardware anymore, which makes sense, but…

oh no it's actually hardware, what even

@SirTapTap@mastodon.social what happened? they're hard to search for

@Siphonay congrats on becoming a professor, I knew you could do it!

also I love this design

wired: any regular Pokémon game
tired: Pokémon sleep

@pup_hime I was hoping they'd quietly scrapped it like, smartwatches with sleep tracking are everywhere now?

@Nine @pup_hime it can stand in as one for a while but it won't lubricate for long

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@mwichary this is the crossover I didn't know I wanted

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@jacqueline I mean I get that it doesn't click but the click wheel has a very different pattern

@jacqueline does that printed click wheel pattern actually work?

food, vegan 

it was absolutely delicious but also very intense. Would recommend eating with rice and/or naan or sth like that, because it'll blow your socks off

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the smell in this room is incredible

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