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Nintendo Direct, allcaps 

WAIT WHAT. THEY'RE SELLING US A VIRTUAL BOY THAT WE SHOVE A SWITCH INTO

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Achtung an alle ING-Kunden da draußen:
Aktuell scheint eine an Kunden der ING-Bank gerichtet Spear-phishing Kampagne aktiv zu sein, die via Telefon und Briefpost versucht, euch eure Zugangsdaten abzuluchsen.

Passt auf, prüft URLs von Briefen und Emails, die ihr bekommt und glaubt nicht alles, was jemand euch am Telefon erzählt, auch wenn sie einiges an Daten über euch und evtl sogar über eure Geräte haben!

re: GenAI 

@navi I would use Jira for the rest of my life if it meant I would never hear anything about GenAI again

GenAI 

Can't help but think if any other software worked as badly as "AI" did we'd throw it out immediately

@Mimoja *Rewe-Kassierer-Stimme* okay, also haben Sie keine Payback-Karte?

@codl ughhhh I need to adjust mine again and that's after I just took the bike in for a checkup last month

ringing the bells of all my neighbors to find out who's hogging 160 MHz of bandwith on 5GHz wifi

@codl you need to install the lcars theme first

@Gulfie @Siph @codl prolly just cpu-bound? since it's probably just off-the-shelf webkit and the Switch 1's CPU is… not great

re: Apple Computers, misinfo, joke 

@jn wait how do you render glass in metal

@Siph @codl let's be real, the Swich 1 was barely able to load the eShop

@flauschzelle oh, my bad, somehow I thought the backlight was flickering, not the LCD

@flauschzelle no idea, beyond hardware modification ofc

if it helps, you can apparently remove most things on the touch bar, it'll at least flicker less then idownloadblog.com/2023/03/09/h

you could put tape over it albeit that might put pressure on your screen with Apple's famously tight tolerances

obvs you can use a MacBook while it's closed with an external screen connected, if that's an option

@flauschzelle accessing those keyboards at all is a pain (they're under the entire computer and riveted to the case) so that sounds like an excercise in frustration, and also the chip that runs the touchbar also does important system stuff and would probably become very unhappy

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Mozilla's leadership is directionless and flailing because it's never had to do, or be, anything else. It's never needed to know how to make a profit, because it never had to make a profit. It's no wonder it has no real direction or vision or clue: it never needed them. It's role-playing being a business.

Firefox is fine. The people running it are not − The Register
theregister.com/2025/07/08/fir

uspol 

some people seem to have a very narrow definition of political violence but they are definitely against it

@txt_file die Entwarnung kommt laut Website nicht über cell broadcast

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