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gotta love the train I'm on ending before my stop

and the bus that's supposed to replace it just apparently not existing

my app pretends like there's a buncha buses I could take rn, there is none

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A classic story that bears reposting:

"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."

"What's the problem?" I asked.

"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.

I choked on my latte. "Come again?"

"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."

The Case of the 500-Mile Email: ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail

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I love how toots with an image but no text just have nowhere to click to expand the toot in the rightmost column. I know there's a menu item but it's still annoying, same with toots that are just a link

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I wonder when @hackers_gifs will have tooted every line from the movie

for some reason I thought that the singing in Sploon was vocaloid or a synth

I still think glass screen protectors are snake oil

apparently you can play it in split joycon mode and while aiming with the buttons works the default seems to be gyro aim and that sounds cool

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Enter the Gungeon is half off on Switch and it has local co-op so uh I have a decent local co-op game on my Switch now

my friends say I should act my age

what's my age again

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oh no

the software

it's free

*camera zooms into a hole in the wall shaped like a huge floppy disk*

I like shorks, they're comfy and easy to hug

Life is Strange is finally out on Android, gosh I love this weird game. Performance is kinda horrible, especially in open areas, but I guess if this is the only way you can play it Is say go for it, because the story is worth it? Plus it has a photo mode, dunno if that's been added to the PC version. I should play Before the Storm and Captain Spirit already

can the splatoon design team just design everything

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