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So strong is their hatred that when I reached out to a crew member to ask him if he’d be willing to comment on this article, he flatly declined. Instead, he wrote back in a fast, frequent set of sentence fragments.
“oh my god
do NOT
do you understand
this could create a trend
don’t you dare”

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this article is a gesamtkunstwerk

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@unascribed that's a hard question, probably
1) :sharkputer:​
2) :ms_shark:​
3) :n64_controller:​

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owo what's this powygon.com

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yeet

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[trembling like a leaf as i take the mic to give my toast at my sister's wedding]

uh.... apps arent r real. billie eilish bad guy, bears are sexy twinks.

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w.. where is the notification sound

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erin ｡:ﾟ૮ ˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶ ა ﾟ:｡

CATGIRLS are turning your kids into COMMUNIST LESBIANS who write HASKELL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE PROGRAMS

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crows call me breadlady

vox media strike, unionizing 

> The Philadelphia Inquirer made the interesting point that a number of “new media” outlets have recently started to unionize, and it happens that the skills needed to build public support for a union dovetail nicely with the skills needed to build a following for one’s reporting on social media. “A campaign like this wouldn’t be effective without the kinds of employees who are adept at building and engaging a digital audience,”

so you're saying... we can use social media to foment unionization? to agitate, educate, and organize? hmmm... *looks at the fediverse*

nonprofitquarterly.org/writers

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Sid

when someone asks you your pronouns

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yves adele fartlow

destiny 2 is probably my favorite shooty game for multiple reasons showcased in this image

1) "calibrate swords"
2) banshee-44 mentioning sideways that nobody ever uses the block button

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@ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz
1) Splat Dualies
2) Kensa Dualies
3) N-Zap '89

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@dhivael@dragon.style
1) snow crunching
2) soft rain
3) hard rain

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let's check what the Splatfest theme is... uh oh

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hey

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everyone talking like Overwatch 2 was announced lmao

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yes I'm salty I still don't have the D.va skin

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Overwatch has a double XP event so I can get double the portraits, sprays and voicelines I don't care about

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I'm finally watching Spending A Night In The Woods and crying a bunch, highly recommend if you've played the game (spoilers obvs) youtu.be/C0pi44O6VmE

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PSA: be nice to your computer, give it a pet and clean it when it's dusty

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I wish I had the patience to beat a classic Tomb Raider. I've played the start of TR1 so many times on different platforms :D

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