shork @noiob@awoo.space

the game is so awful no one would challenge my world record

thinking about speedrunning Hello Kitty Kruisers on the Wii U

Marina from Mischief Makers should be in Smash

Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern

I wish Windows had something slightly like a package manager so I don't have to deal with software going "ah yes there's an update click here to install it" but clicking just opens their download page in a browser

I kinda want an addon that tells me which framework a website is built on so I don't have to go to source code and ctrl+f bootstrap anymore

my parents have a super complicated washing machine with at least three computers and horrible touch-sensitive buttons but it doesn't have wifi

I swear why isn't washing machines sending push notifications when they're done already industry standard

everyone always asks "how is babby formed?" never "how is babby?"

Ace attorney bot chill out

showing again that Bernie's campaign ppl have their shit together the most

Sander's campaign released the data their volunteers collected internally, which represents about 40% of the precincts in Iowa and yup, he's ahead https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1224578448250765312

a remaster of the original NieR would be great, for instance

I just hope one of the 4 is a NieR/Drakengard thing

oh, so #Platinum4 is actually about four projects, one of the four sparks on the site has been labeled "TW101R KS" (The Wonderful 101 Remaster Kickstarter)

anyways fuck that guy