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who knew, motion controls don't work in a moving vehicle

it's 20°C outside and I'm like "dang this is nice and cool"

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Sometimes when I'm helping a non-techie with computer issues, and the best advice I can give them is "did you try turning it off and back on again," I wonder if they think I'm not really trying to help them, or that I'm withholding some secret computer science knowledge from them. But no – this is the big insight! When you're a programmer, you realize that programmers don't really know what they're doing. All software is terrible. And our collective misfortune, as users, is to do battle with it

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it's the exact kind I'd expect at two in the morning but that's exactly what I needed

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covid 

they have these comically small just-the-mouth face shields here and wow they're a load of shit

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if you're in food service and don't wear mask you deserve to go out of business like honestly you should be familiar with the subject

fifteen-year-old me would think I'm extremely cool but fifteen-year-old me also didn't know shit

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it's the weekend, time to drink four beers and sing Westerland (to the max)

god I'm at my parents' and wtf they don't sell food past midnight here?

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Behold! I have drawn my masterpiece!

A fat little shark, sleeping on a pillow

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