shork @noiob@awoo.space

oh come on, I can't log into Twitter with Sony Xperia Timescape™️ anymore

oh sweet, rantasmo made a new video! https://youtu.be/K4fydJl-tOc

all of Mastodon is in the pocket of Big Glaceon

I am playing Crash Bandicoot on the Xperia Play

ICH WILL CRASH BANDICOOT SPIELEN

es lädt, ich will nicht das es lädt
wenn es lädt, dann muss man immer WARTEN

the digitizer doesn't work but that should be a cheap fix

check out my new phone!

whats the deal with Youtubers changing video titles after a day or so?

cheers (local supermarket now has one of the best beers I've ever had!)

we're a modern internet company that's hip with the kids, after all

I wonder if my boss will notice if I start outputting all times in .beats

oh, php date() can output Swatch Internet Time (in .beats)

just remembered I still have a salad in the fridge

why has no one told me there was a grml release in June and it's called "Ausgehfuahangl" (face mask) https://grml.org/changelogs/README-grml-2020.06/

I mean I guess for Microsoft it's a small console but I bet modders could fit about fifty Wiis in there

"the smallest Xbox ever" is not very impressive if every Xbox ever was a massive box

coders have no rights

programmers have an interesting definition of "unique", I think most people would tell you to heck off if you asked them for something "more unique"