shork @noiob@awoo.space

everyone's talking about blue checkmarks,
all I want is green checkmarks

#np https://youtu.be/nRizwqxtx0Y

however, it seems that I could buy a cheap USB modem and receive faxes with my raspi

Since my new data plan includes a landline I've been thinking about connecting it to my raspi and then to my smartphone via voip, but sadly that seems to require me to buy a voip bridge, which is kinda ironic since the landline is voip and only pretends to be a phone line on my router

gotta say, they did their homework, you can't squeeze those pods and get ice cream

someone's trying to make an ice cream Juicero https://twitter.com/verge/status/1348697286898044929

vscode side-by-side mode is not made for 1080p, huh

I like that in PHP, the parameters for "find x in y" functions are always called $needle and $haystack

oh hey, my work thinkpad doesn't beep regularly anymore while updating its firmware, what an amazing feature

I shouldn't be suprised by the stuff PHP just has in its standard library but hey, here's a function to parse CSV https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.fgetcsv.php

awoo! ​

watching the vod of Ecdycis's Haunting Ground speedrun, highly recommend if you wanna see a little-known survival horror game with a dog companion https://www.twitch.tv/videos/863182029?t=00h03m13s

wow, this was so close too, really shows how merciless this game can be #agdq

this has to be fairly hard to read unless you know the game already, they're trying their best to explain things #agdq

I don't think the GDQ overlay has ever been so cluttered. v hype for this showcase! #agdq

which means the virtual crowd is partying hard! #agdq

LTTP glitch exhibition: met! chat is going wild rn #agdq

oh, I totally missed that last week we got a new any% world record for SMB1, 4m 55s 314ms by Miniland https://www.speedrun.com/smb1/run/y8r4841m

I want the LTTP glitch exhibition to be met but I also wanna see Kosmic and the others play SMB35 #agdq