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what if we snuggled in runnMaze2.exe…

an we were both slugcats?

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I still don't get why iOS apps can have volume sliders on screen while on Android you have to use the buttons

not that I need any shirts with prints on them anyways, I'm still waiting for my SGDQ one

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I still don't get why summer shirts are surfing themed every year
you can't even surf here

how are they not making the ones with sparkly logos in adult sizes

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Masto tip: this button in the top right of the image lightbox lets you view the image at its original resolution

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wow, they have a lot of NASA-branded clothes, not complaining though

is it because the logo is public domain? does that apply in Germany

why the heck are clothes sized in inches anyways, I'm in Europe

buying clothes online suckssss

where is the cool 3D scanning + cloth sim technology that would make it not suck?

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environmental impact of container tech 

I haven't seen anyone seriously study the environmental impact of continuous integration and the redundant steps of containerised workflows. like, it feels pretty likely that it's at least a nontrivial impact.

the standard in tech nowadays is to download and build everything from scratch when you make a change, such that even a small non-code change can result in upwards of an hour of computing work.

like, for example, at work we use Circle CI, and the standard plugin (Circle calls them Orbs) for Node.js will manually download and extract a copy of Node every single time a container is launched. this makes them all prone to supply-side attacks, requires huge infra on the servers that host the Node builds that also cannot go down without impacting code changes made by loads of people, but is extremely wasteful and probably has a measurable carbon footprint.

I personally don't have the ability at my current job to properly examine and fix this waste, but I hope that at least someone in tech seriously takes a look and figures out a way to at least improve things. at minimum, I feel like open-source projects not bound by deadlines and profit margins should try and reduce waste in their CI pipelines.

rocket engineer: Sir, should we really make the spaceship this phallic?

Jeff Bezos: so here's an idea,

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$ help rent (sorry 😣) 

Hey all. I know I ask for help a lot but this month is gonna be a big hard.

It’s no secret that I’m visiting my girlfriend at the end of the month, but currently I just don’t have enough money to be able to pay rent that is due while I’ll be with her.

I’ve tried to save up money for this trip, but between using a paycheck made this month to pay for rent the month before, and purchasing necessities and groceries this month, I just will not be making enough.

$350 = goal

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