shork @noiob@awoo.space

I say that and immediately afterwards unlock the speed boost holy shit now we fast

also sometimes to curl into a ball and roll down a hallway, god that shit rules

video games are a power fantasy but my power fantasy is to move extremely fast

I unlocked the dash and god it feels good

do they make tiny karabiners to connect camera straps to cameras

you ever think about how much amazing software was lost when Apple stopped supporting Classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cXDDBWux5M

in conclusion: I recommend just watching a video about the game unless you really want to play it https://youtu.be/I58kqTczBjs

also the story is so barebones it couldn't be any less. Like, it would be half a page written down, and there's so much boring gameplay around it

it has some really cool ideas like the cooperative puzzle-solving where you have to switch between the two characters, and it's one of the first games I know of that basically use QTEs, and it would be a lot worse if you couldn't save basically anywhere (no way to skip the cutscenes though, which sucks if you saved before one)

also the final boss is on a tight ten minute timer, uses all your health and ammo (you basically have to save it all for that fight) and is a huge bullet sponge

played Overblood, it's bad

it's Halloween, time to play some horror game

if you make counters in bossfights mandatory PLEASE telegraph them more obviously

they see me rolling

finally! #MetroidDread #NintendoSwitch

I guess I'm stuck at level 60 until then

lmao if I preorder Endwalker now I get the other expansions, but only when Endwalker releases

what?