shork @noiob@awoo.space

gosh these are tiny (USB-C plug for scale)

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this video goes places you'd never guess https://youtu.be/6q6SXzmcqPY

I decided to set up Masto ➡ Twitter crossposting for public posts, let's see if that works for me

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this is just my secret plan to improve standup comedy, I don't watch TV

Netflix specials get three people because they need it

new rule every comedy routine has a dedicated slap person in the front row, if you do a shitty joke punching down they're allowed to smack you

maybe Ill check out the Masto iOS app again, since it has iPad support now
[it wastes a third of the screen on a trends sidebar, still no PTL]
hm, maybe I won't

hey nerds it's bike weather!

I swear Apple engineers have a budget of three good decisions per day and after that they're only allowed to make bad ones

the new Apple "Pro" monitor has the power cable hardwired in and the stand permanently attached, now that's what I call "Pro"

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aah

what the heck is today's wordle

the only good thing DST did was make people set their clocks twice a year and like, clocks set themselves now

someone stole a whole-ass hour from me tonight smdh

Awoofy plush! https://twitter.com/KirbyInformer/status/1505485538542821380

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