shork @ 39c3 (☎︎7415) @noiob@awoo.space

well, that's one way to absolutely nail a season finale

wait, instead of a Testfire they're gonna have a pre-release Splatfest that rules

tricolor turf war? wait, are they gonna put three options into splatfests?

oh, big MAN because it's a MANta ray

oh shit, you don't get forced to watch the news when you log on anymore? POG

"Large Scale Paid DLC" is planned, with a silhouette of Pearl and Marina

so, Octo Expantiono 2 I guess?

Smallfry Amiibo, aw yeah

ooh, Salmon Run events

I hope the singe player will be good, after Octo Expansion I have capital E Expectations

otherwise Salmon Run looks even more chaotic and frantic which is probably perfect

being able to throw golden eggs in Salmon Run will be so helpful

watch me not check that out ever and find out it's actually quite cool years later

wait WHAT

they're adding a whole-ass card-based minigame?

hell yeah customizable win screen emotes

oh no the squids can dab

the lockers are a cute touch for a game so heavily focused on stylish gear

FINALLY queuing up on the same team

PLUS they're adding shareable battle replays, how cool is that

tiny snail with a tiny cap and tiny sunglasses is my new favorite character, thanks

the weapon unlock system sounds smart, you can grind to unlock higher level weapons early if you really want them, or try out multiple lower level ones first

omg a shark pooltoy special

omg they added SWORDS