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to the tune of [It's a] Departure by The Long Winters 

It's illegal
but not too illegal
but not too not illegal

out of interest, would you consider adding static on a one-liner arrow function

(assuming it doesn't make any difference in performance or code safety, the function is used once where it's declared)

me opening a PR: Haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
me having to fix my code after my PR got reviewed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

UNBELIEVABLE: modern computers are orders of magnitude more powerful than the n64, youtubers in shambles

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money (-), urgent help needed 

My partner and I have moved out of an abusive household. It's been costly as we're starting from scratch and needed to buy (and still need to buy) a lot of basic household items all at once (cleaning stuff, cooking utensils, bath towels, etc.) and we're very at risk from not being able to pay bills in a few days.

If you have any money to spare please consider donating or commissioning me:

Donations
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Commissions
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like it's still annoying to have to connect to a server or a carry a pi to do actual work on the iPad but they actually make it not awful to use

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vscode in blink shell for the iPad makes me wanna set up my own code server

it's funny how Inklings/Octolings went from slab phones to flip phones between Splatoon 2 and 3

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no but seriously the danger of the continued 9€-Ticket is that it is a slippery slope:
- people would buy less cars
- if we can make it 9€, we could also make it free, getting rid of the ticketing infrastructure and ticket inspection, which would save cost
- if it turns out that can provide public transportation for free, people might think what else could be done that benefits everyone and financed by everyone
- next up people will want a UBI??
- people will be harder to exploit
- less profit

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I just learnt that you can buy fake perpetual motion machines (with a power supply hidden in the base) online as like, desk toys

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