shork @ 39c3 (☎︎7415) @noiob@awoo.space

not that it's safe to poke at a battery, it's very much not, keep any sharp and/or metal tools away from them, or just stay away from them in general, that's always good advice

it's always hilarious when youtubers puncture a battery on purpose and can't get them to catch on fire bc they make them with safety features now

apple could've made the new baseline iPad (and especially the keyboard attachment) relatively cheap and probably seriously threatened the Chromebook in the educational market but instead they made it so expensive it doesn't really have a market

tried out Borderlands 3 on the Steam Deck to push it a little and god this game is just as annoying as 2. I can't get any pre-rendered video to play. It was fun to be reminded that the nb robot character is voiced by the one and only SungWon Cho though

ah yes

oh gosh this rules: a chill driving game in an infinitel generated landscape. fully runs in the browser https://slowroads.io

using asterisks for markdown was a mistake, I keep forgetting which platforms parse them when I wanna *write like this* and I end up either sending italics or literal backslashes 😔

I just found out Koji Fox wrote a long nerdy article about the FFXIV dragonspeak language https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/265400

big hat
smol birb

hm, it just loaded once, sounds like the server is having a bad time

when will sponsorblock come back from the war

concept: a game that has drivable forklifts in it but to operate them you need to have registered a valid forklift certification with the developer

still got one area to go but like, wow

holy shit wtf is Endwalker