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I dream of a city building sim that actually lets me solve traffic! Let me build walkable neighborhoods! Let me build bike lanes and ban SUVs! Let me build massive underground bike parking garages! How are have city builder games still not recovered from SimCity abstracting people as cars and removing parking lots because they made the game less fun

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there's something about doing non-gaming stuff on a Wii that modern TV-connected devices can't replicate

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TIL you used to be able to order takeout from your Wii and someone made that channel work again in 2022 youtu.be/TJU2b5oh7bI

I really dig this wallpaper (via twitter.com/chamchamshia/status/1631534013805633536)

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I did something fun this week: I made a typewriter simulator!

It ended up being more complex than it seemed. You can overtype, rotate paper, set margins, use Wite-Out, change ribbons… Let me know what you make!

(Desktop only so far.) shifthappens.site/typewriter/

food, vegetarian 

it's still soup season

(it's always soup season but it's definitely winter temps)

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(goal met!!!) asking for money help 

hello!

i need $80 to order groceries, $60 for medical weed, and $35 for my phone bill ($175 total)

currently unemployed and in the process of applying for disability

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

liberapay: liberapay.com/v4nt4bl4ck

and to help with laser hair removal here's my gofundme (goes towards separate total): gofund.me/aa09f716

thank you so much 🖤

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

honestly I think I'll pass because it doesn't look bad enought to be fun

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the same dev has made such gems as "Infected run to Survive: Zombie Apocalypse Survival Story Shooter Dead Cry", "Drone Race Simulator Pilot Flight School Airplane Games Jet 2023" and of course the illustrious "Car Parking Madness School Drive Mechanic Car Games Simulator 2023"

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should I buy Shark Attack: Fish Predator Ocean Sea Adventure Survival, it's down to € 1.49 rn and looks like utterly forgettable shovelware

it has sharks and an amazing word salad title though

reminder to redeem your gold points from physical Switch games, btw, it's free eShop money

as someone who's never played the originals, it sure is a very differently paced game to Dread though. I kinda dig that you can look up a wikipedia entry on every single thing but it does turn into a lot of reading bc my completionist urges kick in and make me wanna scan everything…

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hot dang teh Metroid Prime remaster is beautiful

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Do you also sometimes try to plug your charger into the socket under the train seat without looking?

After today's incident I'm not going to do it anymore 😲 ⚡

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