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why does the design on this aliexpress dental floss container fuck so hard

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Eine wohl sehr beliebte Fahrradklau-Masche: Fahrradbügel ansägen, möglichst unauffällig kaschieren und dann einfach „abernten“. Fällt kaum auf, vor allem wenn die Ständer sowieso beklebt sind oder man es eilig hat. Mir ausnahmsweise mal nicht selbst passiert – hat aber ein Polizist auf Fahrradjagd erzählt, jetzt auch mal in live gesehen. Da wundern auch die neulich vielen Metallspäne vor der Haustür nicht. #TIL #Fahrrad #Fahrradklau

shame they don't sell a matching watch strap tbh, the sports band in that green would fuck severely

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Pixel 8a is looking nice, if I trade in my trusty (but failing) 4a 5G I can get it for a good price. I'm thinking green?

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Kiki has been hard at work the last month making Ashes to Ashley, a cute comic about shoegaze and gender.

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German Postbank doing analogue TCP in one of their offices 🤔

shit is this the first ever technically youtuber merch I bought
I'm not even subscribed

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at the laundromat and the machine is making fart noises

is there a sock stuck in the drain or sth

this might be the most useful thing I 3D printed and it just came on my printer's SD card

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I have commissions open and a couple YCHs on my page, but if anyone has even $5 to spare so I can get my kittens prescription tomorrow I’d be really grateful <3


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when's the last time you saw someone with a ski mask and a gun? get on the inside, you gotta do it like me

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