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first special edition of the Switch 2 Pro controller and it's this fuckass thing

RESIDE Switch 2 VIL

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(it's not that bad I just need big handles on my controllers and the triggers need so much force so it's not great for racing games)

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now my hand hurts because the dualshock 3 is a shit controller with awful triggers

this main menu screen is the definition of committing to the bit. Seeing "DOMINATE SHATTER BAY. DOMINATE THE WORLD" set my expectations to exactly the right amount

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the boost button lets you drive through walls (but only specific ones) or "frag" opponents (yes, they call it that) which sounds much cooler than it is. It's Burnout but not fun. Your car has health even though the game ostensibly wants you to drive into things and you can get randomly "fragged" from behind with no recourse.

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downloaded it on a whim with a bunch of other ps3 games, I half-remembered a scathing review, the game opened with an amazing menu and the first dance started with Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites

it plays like ass but I kinda love how unapologetically this game is… like that

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ridge racer unbounded is one of the games of all time

updating my ps3 custom firmware and stuff, as one does

the PS3 still looks so cool playing CDs. I wish someone made a replacement for the cover/title lookup service that Sony long abandoned

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for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh.

Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!

deathgenerator.com

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til winning a 100x splatfest battle means you get to take group shots on the float

thanks for playing @bonzoesc !

the kinda jank trick if you don't wanna reuse the cranks (I was never planning to) seems to be to put the bolts back in but loosely and try and ride the bike around a bit. I don't know how much riding I can do on this since the gears are pretty far gone but it's worth a shot I suppose

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