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heute gefunden: eine von diesen Webseiten die anderer Leute Reviews verwursten und daraus SEO-Bait für Afiliate-Links machen, aber mit ganz viel KI und *Steuerzahler-Stimme* gefördert mit meinen Steuergeldern bluepick.de/handkaffeemuehlen/

was für ein Mumpitz

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Very much enjoying this rant from @/ludicity@mastodon.sprawl.club

> if you continue to `try { thisBullshit(); }` you are going to `catch (theseHands)`

ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will

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i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you should probably clean your coffee grinder

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Does anyone know how to contact people who are in prison in Singapore?

I don’t know which prison the person is in, although I do have contact details for their lawyer, so in the worst case I could probably find out that way

Update: Thank you for the many boosts and replies. <3 I think I have enough initial leads now

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pls be careful! this post contains a kitn! 

hi! :netkitty: am hiding under a cw on your timeline, for fun :3

it's baffling to me that Apple never stole the "up one level" button from Windows explorer and you still have to know to hit Command+Up

(computer advancedness may have been exagerrated for comedic effect)

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most advanced computer in the world, able to run an entire server stack without breaking a sweat, beachballs when I copy a single cell out of Microsoft Excel

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Hi Fedi!
As you might know, some of our DJing equipment from the Maskenball / toilet rave was stolen and damaged at #39c3.

A synthesizer, MIDI controllers, cables, my recorder, a whole DJ deck. tech worth over 2500€ in total.
We don't have the funds to re-buy everything and to invest in a more secure storage solution.
That's why I'm asking you to help us out!

Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/nikthedusky
PayPal: paypal.com/pool/9lpwuDqWuV
Liberapay: liberapay.com/NikTheDusky
bank transfer: DM me :3

:BoostOK:

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fellas, if your savior:

  • can turn water into wine
  • can make bread
  • is risen

that's not your savior. that's a colony of fermenting microorganisms

apparently if you configure kramdown, Jekyll's markdown converter, to properly do German smart quotes it just fucks up your apostrophes and there's nothing you can do about it

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linux "humor", doggirls/boys, screenshot in bright mode 

which of you was this? 👀

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I was today years old when I saw this gag in the @FreeCAD brand guidance documentation! #freecad

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