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*i open a website*

*it gives me a small electric shock*

ah i love the static web

not so hot take: if your service sends out email notifications for anything but "your thing is on fire and needs attention right" and I can't turn them off, I'm not using your service

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botcoin: the coins are little trojans that mine on your computer, the more you have the richer you are but also your computer is on fire now

I'm using a web-based translation tool for an English class and it sends me email notifications for everything I do right now

I'm *not* using a web-based translation tool for an English class anymore

Android is trying to get me to use cool features like "keep your phone automatically unlocked at home" or "keep your phone automatically unlocked when your Pebble is in Range" and I'm like, the fingerprint sensor is too fast for me to notice and it's on the lock button, I don't think I need that

Okay, my phone accepts input from an Xbox 360 controller plugged in via USB, thats… unexpected

I just learnt my phone's codename is "lucye", that's such a cool name

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↪ lol the comments are all like "wtf is this horrible trailer"

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dang I just remembered this great TR2013 trailer
(cw a lot of violence, blood, guns)
youtu.be/NrN0LJY1C_Y

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reminder that tea is a good beverage, and you might want to consider having some

heyyy I forgot everything I may have ever known about VHDL since the last time I wrote some

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Washington State Politics: Help Needed (plz boost) 

They're trying to force the anti-trans bathroom bill through again as of this morning.

Please, take a few moments to leave a comment here:
app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary?Bil

Feel free to steal from mine.
( Full text here: pastebin.com/wiFnsnQA )

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2001: Ha ha Linux could even run on a toaster! j/k
2011: Wow this toaster actually runs Linux. It’s not a joke anymore.
2021: Please pay the ransomware to receive your toast.

me: hey why don't I try to use that Keynote remote feature for my presentation, good use for my old iPhone and all
app store: lul you need iOS 11 to run keynote

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