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Via birdsite (twitter.com/SarahJonesVent/sta):

Bless me father for I have sinned, I keep singing the bare naked ladies.
Priest: how long has it been since your last confession
Me: it's been...

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this is a mock up, but we really need a slime mastodon or some other tweaks for this @tom

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sooo, Im sure someone can recommend me a good podcatcher for Android?

I love the concept of doesthedogdie.com but I checked out two movies and both have wrong answers? Also I feel like the questions should have explanation text because some of them are just too vague

sooo, Im sure someone can recommend me a good podcatcher for Android?

birbsite 

it's the five year twitter anniversary of my twitter account (not my first one so idk add 1-2 to that I guess?)

twitter has been pretty cool for me, like in general I met cool people and I heard of this neat thing called mastodon

(next meaning tomorrow 'cuz I gotta sleep lol)

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Hey! This is the icon of the Crash Bandicoot 3 Pocketstation game, as it's displayed on the Playstation. The Pocketstation has a higher resolution one which I'll try to extract next!

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who would win
a bi-pedal armored mech capable of launching nuclear warheads
or a sneaky boi

german public radio doing a racism, twitter 

twitter.com/MDR_SN/status/9861

"look at these four white folks we invited to talk about "political correctness" and the n-word

don't mind that some of them Nazi scum

if you @ us with a swear we'll tell you to be nice!"

oh and I literally have to pay for this shit

Elon Musk, peak capitalism 

"And in addition to yellow, Musk was said to dislike too many signs in the factory and the warning beeps forklifts make when backing up, former team members said. His preferences, they said, were well known and led to cutting back on those standard safety signals."

(it gets worse than that)

revealnews.org/article/tesla-s

salty about being bad at pubg 

I'd really like to like the game but there's no real way for me to learn the gunplay, I hate that you essentially need to be able to move stuff about in the inventory at top speed to loot effectively and not be an easy target in the later game. Love the way (auto)looting and auto-attaching attachments work in the mobile version. Eh, I'm playing Overwatch most of the time anyways

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