shork @noiob@awoo.space

sometimes you just gotta install the essential Google apps

is there a metric for time at a family thing until an old white guy says something racist

nvm it got snappier but it still crashes when I try to look up a word
guess I gotta remember not to do that

but hey, at least the factory reset made the ebook reader stop crashing and getting stuck on everything! great success

dang, the key combo to factory reset this ebook reader is more complicated than a video game cheat code

In case anyone wants to know, this is some fancy rice my parents had left over, with some fresh and some dried tomatoes, plus some tomato paste and a bit of cheese. Tastes better than it looks 😄

me: *throws some tomatoes and rice in a pot* I'm cookign???

I was the biggest coward ever as a child (and I still kinda am) but that makes it very funny to me that I love survival horror now

Something in RE: Revelations just said "I found you" in a creepy voice in a creepy corridor and it creeped me the heck out, but in a good way

I constantly think about the part in Sherlock where Sherlock says a scratched USB port means the old owner of the phone had a drinking problem and how I didn't immediately notice what a pile of bullshit that was

honestly what is the point of, say, a mansion if you don't live there with all your cool friends, otherwise it's just a large mostly-empty house

to be fair, I saw the lunar eclipse and chilled at the Rhine which was pretty great but it's still a shitty kind of drunk

I'm drunk, but not happy drunk but "fuck this" drunk

honestly at this point I don't see any way that phones can get smaller again unless someone makes a new operating system UI

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Resident Evil Revelations nails the motion controls, they work feel really snappy but it isn't a shaky mess

are there anti-glare Switch screen protectors? the screen is just so hecking reflective

the worst thing about portable consoles is that they need to charge