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RT @KenneyNL@twitter.com

Created a plug-in for Unity that makes it look you're using Unreal by adding a "lighting has to be rebuilt" text in the corner. The plug-in is open source, free to use and will fool any gamer. github.com/KenneyNL/Unreal-Sim #gamedev #indiedev (i'm deeply sorry <3 both)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KenneyNL/status/10

is Nokia actually making the five-camera phone or was that a fever dream?

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I wish there was a game like BotW that had a story telling system for the npcs. Like they will tell other npcs about seeing you do something and that gets corrupted overtime and you hear about like "a giant baby killed a dragon by throwing fruit at it." Even better is have a system in place that creates a quest based on one of those stories so you end up chasing after yourself. Takes you like 45 minutes to realize "oh wait they're talking about me."

please tell me someone has made Sharkle into an actual desktop buddy yet

dang night in the woods is minigames central huh? also they're all too hard for me

that could actually be cool, it'd somehow notice that a Wii is plugged in and turn it on

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random thought: If Nintendo was more like Sony, a generation or two of TVs would have built-in Wii sensor bars

food 

huh I feel super bad why could that be

oh yeah right I should probably fucken eat something

I think Selenium has some major issues with Unicode

uspol, fastfood banquet, humor attempt 

consider the following: you're invited to dinner at the white house, the host is a fascist asshat, but you think, eh, at least the food will be good, right

and then the fucker serves you cold fastfood

re: programming salt 

and because it's Python it just fukcen panicks

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programming salt 

some part of this script can't handle emoji and I wanna destroy all computers

caff, deutschposting 

Schwarz, stark, und vor allem schön lecker. Jetzt echt, schwarzer Kaffee, Junge, der schmeckt richtig.

like, it took me a while to figure out that it meant an actual point in 2D space

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great error message: "element is not clickable at this point"

it actually means Chrome can't move a virtual mouse cursor over the element and click it, like woah

Instagram is a fuck

Like, when you view a video, it shows views, not likes, and to see likes you have to click on the view count

Apparently, I can't automate that?

update: python3 apparently has unicode as the default strings, my error was that I was trying to encode them in unicode when they already were that and the surrounding code would eat the error message

well I sure learnt something today

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@jk @sara oh god this reminds me of a loriot sketch that's just "we are now showing the new release of ultra-widescreen film, which depicts the 100m run in its entirety on a super-wide screen, adapted for tv" and then they just show a three lines high picture in which you can almost make out the runners advancing on the track, with enthusiastic sports commentary

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