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I just threw away a big stack of waste paper and most of it was advertising and free newspapers I didn't read because they're mostly advertising anyways

…I need an adblocker for my mailbox

i’m really really stressed about money please help i’ve got nothing in my bank account please
paypal.me/ashleyvillers
ko-fi.com/anthonymvillers
cash.me/£AnthonyMVillers

Fun fact: each book scanned for the Internet Archive has a unique identifier, usually the title of the item, or its first 16 characters; the volume number, or 00 if there isn't one; and the first 4 characters of the author. So:

Wait, what is that?

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT!

TOOT! FOR MEN!

Did you always want to use Toot!, but did it just not look MANLY ENOUGH?

You can now buy Toot! for Men as an in-app purchase! You're a man, you can afford it!

You will get the all-new and entirely testosterone-fuelled TACTICOOL THEME:

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HI
HI WHATS THAT
WHO ARE YOU
I LOVE YOU
WOW
IM SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE
HI
WOW
HI
WHATS THAT OVER THERE
WHATS YOUR NAME

every time I see a bad power plug I have to resist telling people about our Lord and Savior Schuko

especially since that one Tom Scott video made everyone think the British plug is the best

new display name
was: noiob whomst shork
is: #1 Nokia N-Gage fan noiob

me: ah yes I will use uLaunchELF to copy these files to my Pocketstation *proceeds to not use the files from the "for uLaunchELF" folder* huh why didn't it work

for posterity, here is the original 8M encoded version

because of course I still have it

hey y'all remember when I encoded the hit film Hackers (1995) in 8M? and how it was entirely unrecognizable, low resolution, low framerate, and had no audio?

well, since then, Mastodon has upped its media limit to 40M

so, I present to you: Hackers (1995) in 40M, with sound, at 24FPS and full resolution! encoded with state-of-the-art tools for your viewing pleasure

if capitalism worked, phones would still have that little loop to hang your charms on

also the power button has a really nice click to it, v good do recommend

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I'm so glad I picked up that cute lil Trinitron from the roadside it makes me happy when I look at it

Is there really no way to set the language in Android on a per-app basis? I'm even rooted (using Magisk), there used to be an Xposed module but I don't think Xposed works anymore

If Nintendo finally releases SNES games for Switch Online I will resubscribe to it. I mean I still will if they don't but I wouldn't mind some SNES games. Or a SNES controller, so good thing that has pretty much been confirmed by the FCC filing

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