shork @noiob@awoo.space

tfw your UI is built on HTML but you still can't resize buttons to fit their text

I feel targeted by Bungie https://youtu.be/lzK2WTwOnlQ

which is a shame because "the best choice for gay pirate assassins" is totally how to sell a VPN to me

Tom Scott made a honest VPN ad (that was too honest for the VPN company) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVDQEoe6ZWY

oneshots over half the map, seriously?

Leviathan's Breath seems slightly overpowered

what if you wanted to play Gambit but the Drifter said

Death heals Primeval

new Mastodon feature: quote toots but only for gargron's toots

real noiob complains about trains hours rn, sorry about that

hhh why do people think it's socially acceptable to watch like Snapchat vids on the train, just pop in some headphones gdi

ugh the pants I wore on the way to my parents didn't need a belt but these certainly do… at least I'm sitting most of the time

I'm on a train why does Android want me to "set up my Chromecast"

I don't even know what half these things are lmao

I was about to comment on how nice most of the settings thingy is on mobile nowadays and then I saw this mess 😄

the Pikachu onesie pokemon go recently got is so good

if you really like 2 AM I guess this is the night