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sick 

wikihow to stop coughing

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dem primary, breaking news 

BUTT GREG HAS DROPPED OUT OF THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY (h/t @Rewhan )

twitter.com/cmarinucci/status/

THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED AND MOST OF HIS SUPPORTERS ARE OK WITH BERNIE

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What if we put a turkey's head on top of Goku's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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i need $228 for march rent.

work had put me into the ER, and i wont have enough for march

please help me

paypal: lughhudson@protonmail.com

sick 

me: dang I feel a lot better I bet I could go to work tomorrow
also me: *violently coughs*

I do feel a lot better though, so that's good

The Ars Technica War Stories series is one of the coolest things I've seen on Youtube recently. They're talking to a lot of devs of around the Playstation era about the struggle to make their games work youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKB

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US Surgeon General: don't buy face masks 

US Surgeon General calls upon the populace to stop buying face masks, telling them they are ineffective v #Coronavirus, and supplies for legitimate medical purposes are under threat msn.com/en-us/news/us/seriousl

lmao ssllabs gives mastosoc a B because it can't do Forward Secrecy with Windows Phone 8.1

is the standard Mastodon installation per the docs adding two HSTS headers or is that a glichsoc thing?

would probably work better if the subs weren't shit

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bon appetit Brad meme for all your memeing needs

this post is dedicated to my neighbor who has his tv so loud I can almost understand what ppl are saying, have you considered investing in a pair of headphones

here's a great video about all the cool stuff the first Crash Bandicoot game did to look and play this good on a Playstation
youtu.be/izxXGuVL21o

oh dang it's the 25th anniversary of Hackers? we should've done something on Masto

every time a food youtuber says "kosher salt" I need to remember that that means "just salt, nothing else"

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if i don't find a job within one month i have to travel mexico with my mom, or move in with my dad in rural florida, and neither of those places would allow me access to the monthly schizophrenia medication shot i need to stay sane, nor my HRT, not to mention weed

i HAVE TO find a job NOT in fast food QUICK

any tips, internet? oh great fediverse, lend me your knowledge

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