shork @noiob@awoo.space

php 8 adds

• match
• trailing commas in parameter lists
• the nullsafe operator (allowing you to write code like $this->somethingNullable?->somethingElse)
• constructor promotion (which will save me from writing $this->foo = $foo in constructors all the time)

can't wait

👀 https://github.com/EKA2L1/EKA2L1

like, check out this cute jumping spider https://youtu.be/1VS7UOgxFZc

spiders actually sound like a pet I'd like, they are fun to look at and like to be left alone, but I don't know how I feel about feeding live roaches

I've watched a bunch of this guy's videos today, he has a lot of spiders, mostly tarantulas, and other animals and his enthusiasm is infectious, (cw for spiders, scorpions, roaches…) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC178kThBUvGNps5cabRP_2Q

let's say, hypothetically, that you were my little pogchamp

What really made it interesting is that its USB-C port supports USB host, so you can plug in all kinds of fun things

me: hm the Chromecast with Google TV is just 50$, that's a great deal

Google: haha it's actually 70€ (83$) for you

I have just been informed they're also priced by size

filling my packets with helium until they float so the postal service has to pay me to deliver them

removed a bucket of ice from my fridge, who put that in there

jerma chat is great

I'm dying lol

how does Jerma manage to live near Vegas if he's this susceptible to gambling

being so much against identity politics that you allow someone to steal yours

and apparently they collected government ID (to unlock DMs) and SSNs (to get verified)

can you even call it a hack when they did the digital equivalent of leaving their keys on the doormat? or leaving a sticky note on their screen but the sticky note is also accessible via the internet