shork @noiob@awoo.space

Transgender Street Legend Vol. 2 is definitely one of my albums of the year

this is way too funny to me

btw, the 105 is very much a successor to the Nokia 1100, the original cheap-but-rugged phone, and the first phone to have a built-in flashlight. The keypad might not feel great, but it's dustproof! it's one of the most popular phones ever (over 200 million sold!)

this might be one of the least collectible phones

I want one

I keep wanting to post that I'm back on my bullshit but the thing is I'm never off my bullshit, it's just that whatever bullshit I'm currently on switches all the time

the blue variant is nice but the 2019 variant has the prettiest colors

I just learnt about the Nokia 105, which was apparently just 15€ in 2013 and has had three rereleases because it was such a popular phone

thanks to @whitequark for showing off the extremely cost-saving board

php 8 adds

• match
• trailing commas in parameter lists
• the nullsafe operator (allowing you to write code like $this->somethingNullable?->somethingElse)
• constructor promotion (which will save me from writing $this->foo = $foo in constructors all the time)

can't wait

👀 https://github.com/EKA2L1/EKA2L1

like, check out this cute jumping spider https://youtu.be/1VS7UOgxFZc

spiders actually sound like a pet I'd like, they are fun to look at and like to be left alone, but I don't know how I feel about feeding live roaches

I've watched a bunch of this guy's videos today, he has a lot of spiders, mostly tarantulas, and other animals and his enthusiasm is infectious, (cw for spiders, scorpions, roaches…) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC178kThBUvGNps5cabRP_2Q

let's say, hypothetically, that you were my little pogchamp

What really made it interesting is that its USB-C port supports USB host, so you can plug in all kinds of fun things

me: hm the Chromecast with Google TV is just 50$, that's a great deal

Google: haha it's actually 70€ (83$) for you

I have just been informed they're also priced by size

filling my packets with helium until they float so the postal service has to pay me to deliver them

removed a bucket of ice from my fridge, who put that in there

jerma chat is great