shork @noiob@awoo.space
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~ awoo.space admin ~ bisexual ~ nonbinary ~ likes video games and weird/ old electronics and will post obsessively about both ~ AC, Germany ~ avatar by @dzuk
Joined Feb 2017
fuck you *unprimes ur metroid*
I could buy the black or the white one, or get a third-party one… but I didn't get the purple iPad mini to not slap the english lavender case on it
how is there a shortage of the lavender ipad case
yeah I know this is high-level complaining but my iPad needs protection and a way to prop it up
ugh I wanted to update to macOS 11 instead of 12 because I'm still on 10.14 but it just doesn't let me download Big Sur, great
shork
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Programming is when you never have the time or money to do it right, but always have the time and money to do it twice.
why do squeenix charge extra for a "Mac version" of FFXIV that's just them throwing the game into wine
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What's your primary OS?
Boosts appreciated for sample size :)
re: Metroid: Dread
also this is the fabled shinespark that I heard so much about
re: Metroid: Dread
I say that and immediately afterwards unlock the speed boost holy shit now we fast
re: Metroid: Dread
also sometimes to curl into a ball and roll down a hallway, god that shit rules
re: Metroid: Dread
video games are a power fantasy but my power fantasy is to move extremely fast
Metroid: Dread
I unlocked the dash and god it feels good
do they make tiny karabiners to connect camera straps to cameras
shork
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hey yall! im getting closer to the first and still havent made my monetary goal:
https://ko-fi.com/fairydoctor
https://www.paypal.com/donate?hosted_button_id=BMKDJAQZ2S7WW
please consider donating or boosting! we are currently sitting at 62%!
thank you all so far for the donations and boosts! 
bonus artwork:
you ever think about how much amazing software was lost when Apple stopped supporting Classic
in conclusion: I recommend just watching a video about the game unless you really want to play it https://youtu.be/I58kqTczBjs
also the story is so barebones it couldn't be any less. Like, it would be half a page written down, and there's so much boring gameplay around it
it has some really cool ideas like the cooperative puzzle-solving where you have to switch between the two characters, and it's one of the first games I know of that basically use QTEs, and it would be a lot worse if you couldn't save basically anywhere (no way to skip the cutscenes though, which sucks if you saved before one)
also the final boss is on a tight ten minute timer, uses all your health and ammo (you basically have to save it all for that fight) and is a huge bullet sponge
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~ awoo.space admin ~ bisexual ~ nonbinary ~ likes video games and weird/ old electronics and will post obsessively about both ~ AC, Germany ~ avatar by @dzuk
Joined Feb 2017
