shork @noiob@awoo.space

oh wow, they added a ton of stuff to Among Us https://youtu.be/x5mshaalJVc

I genuinely think it's fun, that's a thing you potentially need a lot in a webapp

fun php stdlib functions: tempnam(sys_get_temp_dir(), $prefix) generates a unique file path in the php temp directory (falling back to the system temp dir) with the prefix $prefix

TIL that Logitech makes a 100$ 65% mechanical keyboard with programmable emoji keys https://www.logitech.com/en-us/products/keyboards/pop-keys-wireless-mechanical.920-010708.html

php please

(range() tries to be smart and casts both parameters to int if one of them looks like an int, even though it is capable of creating ranges of characters)

gimme

you're not supposed to shinespark the flappy bird boss, are you

Who cares if one more light goes out
In a sky of a million stars?
It flickers, flickers
Who cares when someone's time runs out
If a moment is all we are
Or quicker, quicker?
Who cares if one more light goes out?
Well, I do

I wish each and every one of them a very piston seizure

I feel like the amount of people who seem to be compensating for their fragile egos by driving cars very loudly must've risen in the past year or so, at least in this city

ah, at least you can just turn it off

why is everything tracking stats now? I just wanna use iBooks as a reader app, I don't need to know if I "reached my reading goal". Reading is fun already, I don't need to gamify it

good joke #MetroidDread #NintendoSwitch