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re: covid, fatalistic 

also even if it's now suddenly fine for "healthy" people to swim in the germ pool there's still vulnerable people out there who definitely can't, ffs

also I keep hearing both "we'll just have to make sure hospitals get overwhelmed" and news of hospitals having to delay "non-urgent" surgeries because they're fucking overwhelmed

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re: covid, fatalistic 

"but you're vaccinated" yeah and I still got covid and could've gotten severe chronic illness
"well now you're extra protected cuz you also had it" fun fact: you can get it multiple times, there's fun variants and people seem to have decided to just give up and go lick every door handle

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re: covid, fatalistic 

like, our mask mandate is prolly gonna run out on the 2nd and I can't wait to have anxiety over going to get groceries again

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covid, fatalistic 

ngl seeing people on my timeline at potential superspreader events (sometimes without masks on) makes me die a little inside

people going to GDC because it's their job are exempt I guess except for the asshats that apparently went around knowing they were positive istg can't people show a little solidarity

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im accepting donations however;

im opening up watercolour and ink commissions

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watercolour= 100*

*prices are based off of prior education, experience, and cost of materials

if you want the original piece mailed to you, if you are in the US the shipping is free; if you are NOT in the US youll have to help me pay for shipping

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I have slots available for high quality vector emoji and/or chat stickers!

Full details and pricing are available here:
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I decided to set up Masto ➡ Twitter crossposting for public posts, let's see if that works for me

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this is just my secret plan to improve standup comedy, I don't watch TV

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Netflix specials get three people because they need it

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new rule every comedy routine has a dedicated slap person in the front row, if you do a shitty joke punching down they're allowed to smack you

maybe Ill check out the Masto iOS app again, since it has iPad support now
[it wastes a third of the screen on a trends sidebar, still no PTL]
hm, maybe I won't

I swear Apple engineers have a budget of three good decisions per day and after that they're only allowed to make bad ones

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the new Apple "Pro" monitor has the power cable hardwired in and the stand permanently attached, now that's what I call "Pro"

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