shork @noiob@awoo.space
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- it/its, they/them; es/ihm
- Website
- https://shork.xyz
- Backup Alt
- https://chitter.xyz/@noiob
- 39c3 DECT
- 7415 (unconnected)
Admin
~ awoo.space admin ~ bisexual ~ nonbinary ~ likes video games and weird/ old electronics and will post obsessively about both ~ AC, Germany ~ avatar by @dzuk
Joined Feb 2017
I can't wait for Splatoon 3 to come out so I can pick up the bow as my main weapon and play basically nothing else despite sucking at it (like I did with dualies, it took me years to figure out their dodgeroll thing)
fuck it
hifi beats to relax/study to
@mcc god I wish Masto had proper thread support, all it does rn to indicate something is a thread is change the "reply" icon
shork
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caps, morbius
EVERY MORBING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TWITCH STREAM INTO THE SLOT. ITS MORBIUS 24/7 AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORBS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DR. MICHAEL MORBIUS. I DO EVERY MORB AND I DO EVERY MORB HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME COPS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DECLINED THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR MEDICINE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE MORBS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORBING. THEN I LIFT
I just found the best piece of Morbius media, this video of Jared Leto (who is a cult leader) getting interviewed by a catgirl vtuber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8SlYNAocBI
caps, morbius
EVERY MORBING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TWITCH STREAM INTO THE SLOT. ITS MORBIUS 24/7 AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORBS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DR. MICHAEL MORBIUS. I DO EVERY MORB AND I DO EVERY MORB HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME COPS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DECLINED THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR MEDICINE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE MORBS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORBING. THEN I LIFT
I hope some exec sees Morbius becoming a meme as a sign to make like, a tie-in video game and a Netflix show
Morbin' makes me feel good
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fastest game I've played so far
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My favourite playful abuse of a soulless tech website by far is Pokey the Penguin's LinkedIn account
Pokey the Penguin has personally endorsed my skills in "pasta", "firefighting", and "contemporary dance", and if that doesn't give me the edge when negotiating with potential employers I don't know what will
btw while I'm here
will laser keyboards ever work or will they always be cool but fundamentally unusable?
"play games" yeah sure lemme just prop it up in portrait and have a handset attached to it that will fall off if I tilt it too far
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#CellTower 20
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lol the Masto documentation doesn't recommend using systemd timers for media cleanup anymore, it now tells you to just use cronjobs
Is it worth setting up IPv6 for Mastodon? My new VM has a v6 address and I kinda feel bad for not using it
- Pronouns
- it/its, they/them; es/ihm
- Website
- https://shork.xyz
- Backup Alt
- https://chitter.xyz/@noiob
- 39c3 DECT
- 7415 (unconnected)
Admin
~ awoo.space admin ~ bisexual ~ nonbinary ~ likes video games and weird/ old electronics and will post obsessively about both ~ AC, Germany ~ avatar by @dzuk
Joined Feb 2017
