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honestly might be fun to use one as a regular teapot and see who notices

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til they still make the original Utah teapot, it's 40€ and currently out of stock frieslandversand.de/teekanne-1

(I know there's more of it but I just want the GC level up for now)

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italian anime, with an italian girl running late for school with an entire loaf of garlic bread in her mouth

covid + 

reading news about Moderna's booster vaccine candidate like I'd read the specs of a new laptop I really wanna get

actually, let me take this opportunity to make a change I've been thinking about for a while now. Check my profile's pronouns section :)

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I've been made aware that it's nonbinary awareness week so you are now aware that I'm nonbinary

Me: "this is my wife"
Wife, smiling serenely, slightly intimidating due to the intensity of her stare, but approachable: "Hello. It's a pleasure."
Me: "And this is my EX wife"
The exact same woman but now with a black flaming aura around her, with a quiet, piercing glare, as a unique boss theme plays: "you think yourself prepared...? Pathetic..."

eye contact 

"using my mirrorless as a webcam for work" selfie

Queer update: I'm feeling deeply and appreciatively queer.

why do we not have tech that has me do a full body scan once and then just cloth-sims the stuff onto that model so I can try stuff on on my computer

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