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one upside of splatoon ranked is when you lose hard, you lose fast. in casual you just get to get spawncamped for five minutes

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I understand that people are afraid of snakes, but nothing about this is particularly worrisome. Most snakes can climb trees. Some snakes are very good at it. Reticulated pythons are in the latter camp, and with exception to extremely large animals, they are harmless.
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RT @todayyearsoldig
I knew snakes could swim, but climb trees?? Imagine thinking you’re safe up there and you look down and see this. New fear unlocked.

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I finally added automated coding style testing to the current repo at work so now I can be the annoying person who tells people to fix it on a PR :3

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(please boost) job search 

hello! i'm vanta. i have over a decade of experience editing videos, writing, using image editing software, making electronic music, and generally creating things with computers

i need a job! definitely something remote, considering i have asthma and covid is a thing. preferably something part time, but i'd consider full if it wasn't too demanding

i can do just about anything! editing videos, writing stuff, social media, etc.

v4nt4bl4ck@protonmail.com

#GetFediHired

has someone made a steam deck rack mount yet? It just feels wrong to for a Linux machine to be outside of a server closet

Youtube showing me the hour-long dead grandma streams under "breaking news" is really stretching the definition

okay, server load wasn't the issue, the issue was that mobile Safari sucks ass and didn't open the verified by visa popup

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got my Steam Deck email, just waiting for my order to go through because they seem to have underestimated how the increase in production would impact the server load :D

Splatoon 3 

it makes me happy that Calamari Inkantation has been in every single boss fight so far

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Need financial help/mutual aid, please boost 

Hi! Sorry for doing one of those again, I know I shouldn’t feel bad but I really don’t like it, I know it’s only been a few weeks. I’ve gotten just enough last time to cover rent so that’s the most important, but I’m running low on funds right now to buy food for me and my boyfriend. I work full-time but since it’s an apprenticeship, I am paid just below minimum wage.

My electricity bill just tripled, I should’ve switched providers but apparently I messed up some administrative forms and the new contract is not into effect. The bill from my old provider just got debited from my bank account and I’m overdrafted.

I need 60€ to fill up my overdraft and 100€ or more on top of that would help us keep up with food until I get paid in 1 or 2 weeks.

Any amount would help reach that goal would be great, so consider donating!

You can donate through PayPal or Stripe (card) on my Ko-Fi:
ko-fi.com/Siphonay
I prefer PayPal because the money reaches me instantly, but use what’s most convenient to you.

Even if you don’t donate because you can’t or don’t want to, a boost helps a lot! So please consider doing that.

Thank you.

okay, this is pretty dang nice, way quicker too

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hm, they improved the VS Code merge editor but I still can't understand it xD

the best thing about summer being over is I can use my thick duvet again

Jerma playing BotW without knowing anything about the game is amazing

you can watch him learn in real time

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Realization: the main utility of blockchain tech is that it presents an irrefutable argument for a wealth tax. If there’s enough bored money rattling around out there to fund obviously negative-sum nonsense like this, we can as a society choose to spend that money on public education, health care and clean running water instead.

free Splatoon 3 splatfest ideas based on lobby posts 

lesbian / gay / bisexual
splatnet printer / high effort drawing / stick figure
amogus / sans / jerma
nice post about your own team / dunk on the other team / shitpost

and if you really wanna start a war:
squid sisters / off the hook / deep cut

FFXIV Endwalker 

*stands in a house with a giant door wide open* BIT COLD INNIT

I do wonder if it'd been faster to just wire my PC's power switch to my Pi's GPIO

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