shork @noiob@awoo.space

I gave it more than a fair try, I can't for the life of me get past the auto-jumping firebar section

Sometimes I realize I'm not actually that good at video games, I think I'm gonna have to admit defeat at the hands of the final final challenge in Mario Wonder

I was thinking about reading the Scott Pilgrim comics since, y'know, turns out there's high quality color scans available on the internet archive (click the author name for the rest) https://archive.org/details/scott-pilgrim-vol.-01-scott-pilgrims-precious-little-life-2012-color-edition-dig/page/n7/mode/2up

the ffxiv cloud stress test is suprisingly fun, since it's gonna get deleted anyways everyone's picking funny names and just having fun

small hiccup apparently

did cohost just go down?

also imo the new soup wall jump where you have to press into the wall for half a second or it doesn't walljump sucks, actually

like, I've died so many time because I outran the blocks and then it speeds up so much

I think those "jump to the beat" levels in Mario Wonder would frustrate me much less if they didn't start off so dang slow

this little gorgon showed up randomly at my apartment, cleaning up dust and offering words of encouragement

the worst part about buying clothes is having to remove a million little tabs and plastic things and apparently now small circular stickers* from them

*glad I found those before the washing machine

well, that's a first, I just had a bluray give me an infinite loading screen until I disabled my PS3's internet access

also you can't change Twitter links to fxtwitter after the fact because fuck you

telegram has made sending links such a hassle, you want the video embedded to be played in-app? that's an option three menus deep where it is revealed that they know it's a video that can be embedded, they just chose not to

they also have bored ape shirts???

they're on sale, lol, lmao

It's a crime that a major German clothing retailer has this much Hatsune Miku stuff now for some reason but it's all kids's sizes :(

speaks to the quality of the show that people have higher standard for the tie-in media as well, but also why do we accept that small kids' games are mostly shovelware crap these days?