shork @noiob@awoo.space

holy shit Piglet's Big Adventure is frustrating

discord needs a "please I just wanna see the chat messages between all the visual clutter" mode at this point

yes mac os when I move a window to another screen I want it all the way to the left so it's hard to even grab it to move it back into view. thank you

I'm probably the only one who misses the fullscreen app list in Mac OS but I miss it a lot

lmao they just sent me a "no one was there" email, I was definitely there and no one rang the fucking door

I just watched a parcel jump from right next to the house back to the parcel center in the "live tracker", amazing

wtf the controller costs 10$ extra? that nothingburger design?

I'm buying the amiibo tho

first special edition of the Switch 2 Pro controller and it's this fuckass thing

RESIDE Switch 2 VIL

(it's not that bad I just need big handles on my controllers and the triggers need so much force so it's not great for racing games)

now my hand hurts because the dualshock 3 is a shit controller with awful triggers

this main menu screen is the definition of committing to the bit. Seeing "DOMINATE SHATTER BAY. DOMINATE THE WORLD" set my expectations to exactly the right amount

the boost button lets you drive through walls (but only specific ones) or "frag" opponents (yes, they call it that) which sounds much cooler than it is. It's Burnout but not fun. Your car has health even though the game ostensibly wants you to drive into things and you can get randomly "fragged" from behind with no recourse.

downloaded it on a whim with a bunch of other ps3 games, I half-remembered a scathing review, the game opened with an amazing menu and the first dance started with Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites

it plays like ass but I kinda love how unapologetically this game is… like that

ridge racer unbounded is one of the games of all time

updating my ps3 custom firmware and stuff, as one does

here's all the visualizers. Love that one is just the default theme's wave