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FYI -- 2019 accidentally shipped prematurely and contains a LOT of bugs. these will be patched once the devs return from vacation.

here are just some known bugs:

🐞 all cheese currently tastes like the color red.

🐞 incorrectly loading textures has turned your favorite top into a stained Big Dog t-shirt.

🐞 baseball even more boring.

🐞 cap removed on horniness value, meaning you can get so incredibly hornt it crashes the local server.

🐞 dogs now capable of speech (maybe not a bug?).

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Cat pics are the apex predators of the attention economy

Overwatch 

I completed the placement matches for Comp in the 3 days before the season ends, because some mixture of boredom and masochism. 5/10 wins playing with total randoms is honestly more than I was expecting, but it seems like the playerbase is big enough and the algorithms are solid enough to keep randos and precons mostly separated (at my level, anyway).

For the next few hours, I have an arbitrary number and a shiny medal beneath my portrait! ..Then it resets.

Insert 'tears in rain' speech here..?

re: Imperial Radch shitposting 

@cryptovexillologist Attempts to revive the debate got the following "Is Translator Zeiat The Best Manic Pixie Dream Girl" thread locked in the first few pages

I'm listening to An Edible History of Humanity at the moment

And it's good so far, but whenever the narrator says "Researchers" I hear "Beserkers"

This accent/recording/brain combination leads to some very confusing sentences

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When I forget something it doesn’t mean

-it wasn’t important

-I don’t care

-my enthusiasm about the thing was a lie.

It does mean

-I have memory issues bc ND/fatigue

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tfw EDF's fake Japanese architecture is nicer and more sensible than real British architecture

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overwatch shitpost 

Mercy is just a necromancer with good PR send toot

@ellavescent well done!

I should really try Competitive.. I'm too shy. >_>;

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broke: naming your kid Dorian and giving their siblings perfectly ordinary names
woke: naming your kid Dorian and giving them exactly six siblings named Lydian, Ionian, Mixolydian, Aeolian, Phrygian and Locrian

@theoutrider Titanfall 2 is £6 on Origin too atm, and has a thoroughly enjoyable SP campaign (as well as a good MP, but consistently getting a match is reliant on logging on at peak times. Still, when there's people, there's plenty enough people).

I'm kinda wary of SW:BF2 after bouncing off BFV so hard. It looks like kinda the same gameplay, but with Star Wars rather than WW2. Is that about-right?

There was an *excellent* MLP amv of this song (Twilight Sparkle/Applejack) but it appears to have disappeared from the internet entirely

Thankfully I was such a nerd in 2014 or whatever (and still am) that I have a copy saved on an old hard drive

Doing my bit to preserve the cultural treasures of humanity

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Also: Aristocats, Lady and the Tramp, Robin Hood, etc

There are a lot of 'rich girl goes slumming it with the poor for a bit' Disney stories when you think about it

The fact there is no AMV of Aladdin set to "Common People" by Pulp is definitive proof that the internet still has a long way to go

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz We're mostly dripfed details (rather than given a comprehensive overview) of the society, but the primary alien race in Anne Leckie's 'Provenance' is an aquatic species, and what we're told about them and how it informs their characters, plot & approach to space travel & other cultures is very well written.

(Its in the same setting as her Imperial Raadch trilogy, and will spoiler a large political event that happens in Book 3, but those books aren't required to read/understand Provenace)

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