Pastelbat @pastelbat@awoo.space
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Joined Dec 2017
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Happy Equinox, everybody! Spring is here, or Autumn, take your pick!
If you're in the Northern Hemisphere, please do not pick Autumn, terrible terrible things will happen to the Earth's axial tilt. Likewise if you're in the Southern, please do not pick Spring. Choose your seasons responsibly!
*smol awoo*
"It's so weird that they don't replicate Venus de Milo's arms in these replicas.."
"Yeah but, no one knows what they look like."
"She's clearly Carameldansen."
"..You're terrible."
pol HHOS
Rats have a better economy than we do..
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@Gaypow
I loved deviljho because it was JUST
SO
GOOFY.
It was just like "hey there random five year old. What should this big monster be?"
"It should be like a t Rex! Only bigger! AND ANGRIER! and it wants to eat everything."
"Everything? Okay cool we'll have it attack and eat the players at every opportunity and-"
"No. EVERYTHING. Even itself!!"
"Woah.. uh .. ok um-"
"And it should shoot LASERS!!!"
"... GENIUS!"
No, I'm not salty that my favourite prehistoric critter is called "King Lizard" when /it's a whale/.
..I'm not!
I'm still in quiet awe over "Rebellatrix" being a type of Coelocanth tbh.
That is a far better name than most prehistoric critter's get (the sliding scale between "Bob's Big-Eyed Fish" and "Ultra-King Claw Death-Eater of the Deep")
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebellatrix HOLY WOW
Brb I gotta go change my name
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@chr@cybre.space weedy seadragons are a little less flashy, but they’re still great floaty boys.
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@chr@cybre.space want to camouflage yourself as a chunk of seaweed? and also be a dragon?
we’ve got seadragons for that too!
(Explanation: Phylogenicly, any attempt to categorize "All fish" ends up including "All land-dwelling vertibrates too tho"
And then things get really awkward and people start shuffling their fins/flippers/feet
So we just call them "Fish" and pretend it's a Real Thing, when what we mean is "Aquafriends")
Petition to rename the Fish clade "Aquafriends"
I mean
"Fish" isn't a very good taxanomic clade anyway, so
I don't see anyone complaining
I had a conversation with a "dilute salty Glowfish". It went thus:
Fish go blub.
> 1) Live and drink, aquafriend. [End]
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..I have no idea what I'm doing but I am verymuch enjoying this.
So far I've been caught burgling by a cat
Been eaten by a Puma
Tried to save someone from his buddies, who I thought were trying to hurt him (none of them took well to this intrusion)
I have basically mastered Caves of Qud by this point I think
I mean, Vines like me, and what else do you really need in life
Yesterday was "Do All The Things"
Today is "Pay off the pain & fatigue debt, learn to play Caves of Qud"
It took too many years of my life for this important realisation to settle upon my weary shoulders
(You may notice I am rather sleep deprived right now. Ha, haa)
HTTP reads like a Myers-Briggs personality type when you type it capitalised like most acronyms
Sleep near an eight-legged horse, okay?
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