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@Azure now I'm wondering what it means for spellcraft that we can make rods out of solid ruby.

You could have a ruby wand.

@Felthry right. The trick is figuring out the axes of the coordinate system.

okay so is there a multidimensional pythagorean theorem for coming up with a scalar distance between any two genders?

terrible sex joke 

@Xinjinmeng@mastodon.social sorry I don't run glitchless.

"We're pirates of the seven seas!"
"Which ones?"
"Uh, Mediterranean, Caribbean, the Dead Sea, the South China Sea (but not the North), Hudson Bay, the Sea of Tranquility, and the Holy See."

"...."

"Look, we get around, okay?"

@blackle@dev.glitch.social fishy you are giving me feelings I didn't fully realize I had.

Sex toys lol 

He's so embarrassed to be doing this video, it's amazing.

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Sex toys lol 

YouTuber AvE doing a teardown of a knockoff Magic Wand: "that'll rattle your fillings from downstairs!"

terrible sex joke 

So do speedrunners shout "TIME!" when they cum, or...

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK ah, the lonely mating call of the wild car alarm

I find it remains one of the English language's worst shortcomings that "I empathize with you" and "I did something wrong and wish to apologize" both take the form of "I'm sorry".

@Felthry I think a lot of it is that witches.town was French and explicitly bilingual.

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