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Maybe I should get a tattoo of the eclipse? That could look really, really cool.

tired: [enjoying a song] this is my jam
wired: [pointing at a jar of fruit preserve] this is my jam
inspired: [gesturing at goo/slime datefriend] this is my jam

maybe the title of dril is passed down from shitposter to shitposter in secret. it was never one person to begin with, just a nom de guerre, a specter of the ideal to which we all aspire

do you ever think about what D&D monsters feel like to pet

i bet basilisks really love being scratched on the neck and have really rough scales- kind of imagining like what a snake feels like when it's in the middle of shedding but all over

what kind of fur do bugbears have?? longer fur that looks great when shampooed? they are probably fun to pet. gnolls too

The three stages of every City Skylines game:

- Help I have no money and have to keep waiting around for my city to grow

- Tons of cash, lots of opportunities, going around fixing/expanding & generally solving problems (fun)

- Drowning in traffic.

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Trying to play cities skylines but it keeps crashing :(

Rented a bike and rode up the Seattle waterfront with my partner :)

It's been years since I've been on a bike. I'd forgotten how nice it is :)

Philosophy of physics question:

You're watching the incoming signal from an event that's happening 60 light-minutes away.

Is the event happening:
A) Right now
B) An hour ago
?

orc pooptootin', pathfinder 

everyone's favorite pathfinder rule:

"Weapon Familiarity: Half-orcs are proficient with greataxes and falchions and treat any weapon with the word “orc” in its name as a martial weapon."

I pick up the sORCerer and smash the bad guy.

I wield an ORChestra like it's the downtown club.

My thrown weapon? An ORCa.

I'm human and for me one of the deepest expressions of that humanity is also being a fox and I see no contradiction there :)

Different than how a lot of people roll but it seems to work really well for me.

@starkatt I'd think more because it has like a 10bps link and wouldn't survive long enough to transmit anyway

Heh, just put it together that Cassini isn't gonna take photos on the way down because high velocity + nontrivial exposure time means they'd be hella blurry.

Long exposure is necessary because light is pretty dim out at Saturn.

If you want to learn the mechanics of orbits and spaceflight in depth, go play Kerbal Space Program :)

"Cassini’s total propellant at launch was enough to alter the spacecraft’s velocity by only about 5,400 miles per hour (2,400 meters per second), half of which was gone by the time the spacecraft reached Saturn. However, a single flyby of Titan at an altitude of 620 miles (about 1,000 kilometers) gives Cassini a change in velocity of about 1,800 miles per hour (800 meters per second) — this is equivalent to one-third of Cassini’s total propellant at launch."

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