Is it #introductions time again? Hi! I'm Rylee. Glowy otter extraordinaire!
I'm nonbinary (ve/ver), postfurry (a glowy otter), plural (with a small collection of headmates!), polyamorous, pansexual, and positively adorable! Send me otter gifs and pictures of glowy things.
Send me a DM if you want to follow! (I love to meet new people!)
welcome to My Timeline, where we flail wildly back and forth between furryposting, tech bullshit, thirst, angry transposting, and occasionally are good toys.
Good definition of when I'm "dating" someone I overheard today: When the state of the relationship transitions from "will we have a next date?" to "when is our next date".
I think I should redraw my polycule chart now.
Overheard: "hey Google, can you purchase Monster Energy Drink in gallon jugs?"
Speedrunning turns gates into mere suggestions.
sex references? +++ Show more
"First, take your clothes off, and put on this neck brace and helmet."
"Why?"
"In case we hit a wall. They're padded but still."
"Okay..."
"Then the harness, and clip the bungee cords to mine."
I buckle in. Zero-gravity sex is nothing like I had imagined it.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
I personally spread this misinformation without fact checking yesterday, and I'm sorry. I'll do better in the future. ๐ https://twitter.com/TessaThompson_x/status/1012770752322592769
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one need only look at my mood tracker to realize that moving here is definitely the right thing to do for me
tattoo pics (recent!) Show more
I'm pretending that this tattoo gun is an embroidery machine to get me through the pain #PlushClub
Swimming is SO GOOD Y'ALL
Especially around wonderful beings that help you feel loved ๐
21st Century humans rated emotions on a number scale, with low numbers meaning fondness/affection, and high numbers meaning dislike/repulsion. As with all scales there was a margin of error, which resulted in very low numbers being impossible to verify. Three was the lowest verifiable number. Thus, those experiencing strong affection could only say it was less than three, meaning more affection than can be accurately measured.
From: @hourlyFox@twitter.com
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* Origin: Twitter (https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1012006402850738176)
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Oh that's actually a common misconception. "Harry Potter" is the name of the character. The series is called "JKR's Monster".
Are you in the Seattle area? Are we mutuals? Are you looking for a new housing situation around Octoberish? Please drop me a DM!
I'm looking for housemates to start a little household and I'm looking at a place in Fremont :)
cannabis! (Input requested!) Show more
Non-mutuals who I've at least talked to in the orthocosm feel free to poke me too!
Are you in the Seattle area? Are we mutuals? Are you looking for a new housing situation around Octoberish? Please drop me a DM!
I'm looking for housemates to start a little household and I'm looking at a place in Fremont :)
cannabis! (Input requested!) Show more
cannabis! (Input requested!) Show more