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Weight management (+!) 

@adeptomega@meow.social Whoa congrats! How're you achieving such a rapid drop?

drug use 

@memnus yeah something like that

and that's why I use cannabis

Toronto (pronounced like the songular form of the name of a hypothetical 1980s toroidal “TRON” cereal tie-in)

A classic story that bears reposting:

"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."

"What's the problem?" I asked.

"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.

I choked on my latte. "Come again?"

"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."

The Case of the 500-Mile Email: ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail

@Ratttz that is an excellent day (and what I've been doing all weekend :D)

Ratttz's Feast - Dessert 

@Aradia@mastodon.social @Ratttz oh heck j wanna come to the next one!

This is ME. ME! This is /so powerfully me/ :D :D :D

I feel so... /seen/. I feel something deep in my watery heart from this. Thank you, @Bonesnail@mastodon.art :) I can hardly wait to have this hanging on my wall!

🔗 mastodon.art/@Bonesnail/100414

shitpost, gross 

a hot dog with only mustard is called a snot dog send toot

@artemist @Sir_Boops@sergal.org I SURE DO :0

(also apparently sergal.org doesn't federate with awoo)

job search (RTs appreciated) 

Hello!
I am looking for entry level software development or FT/PT office/clerical/data entry positions in the Seattle area!
If anyone has any leads or such, please let me know!

@dzuk this is so good! are you open for more emoji commissions?

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