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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

butts

I have never played Frog Fractions, which... might make me Frog Fractions 2?

Ronald Reagan, politics 

Dear White America: Ronald Reagan's presidency was the embodiment of "Better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for some," from The Handmaid's Tale and you have canonized him, deified him, and it makes me sick.

one-sentence rant 

old people complaining about young people drive me nuts

sub/dom kink question 

Other than lots of communication with your partner, how did you learn to be a sub / dom / top / bottom / kinky in general? How did you learn what you liked? how did you find out about stuff you wanted to try? What resources are out there that you feel are trustworthy and safe?

I want to learn about your experience in exploring and understanding your kinky self, your sexual identity.

Me, introducing someone to furry art: You've heard of Sheep in the Big City? Get ready for Sheep with the Big Titty.
Oh you HAVEN'T heard of Sheep in the Big City? It's good. I like it. The guy who made Don't Let A Pigeon Drive the Bus made it.

Dr. Seuss, Dildo mention 

So like...

You've probably seen that photoshop'd Dr. Seuss image from Hop On Pop, where they have Pat, who sits on stuff and is about to sit on a cactus in the original, except the cactus has been replaced with a Seuss-style dildo, and it says, "NO PAT NO, DON'T SIT ON THAT,"

And I'm like...

Leave Pat alone, dammit! Don't kinkshame Pat! If Pat wants a dildo up his ass, let him push a dildo up his ass in peace. There's nothing wrong with that. Pat knows what he likes.

Does anyone else remember Legend of Legaia?

I loved that game.

Americans are Ferengi and they're too stupid to know they're Ferengi.

Rules of Acquisition #33: It never hurts to suck up to the boss.

I've come to the heartbreaking realization that if I want to succeed in my career in corporate America, I need to become intimately familiar with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition and at least pretend to believe them while at work.

The thought of this is soul crushing.

Be nice to people. 🍑🌺 Do something nice.

But you owe the people who hurt you nothin. 🌵

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