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Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
Moana Spoilers, sad dad feels
But she seemed pretty fixated on the fact that Moana's dad was right, that Moana shipwrecked because she disobeyed her dad, and I felt like I'd failed her somehow.
Moana Spoilers, Dad feels
When Moana shipwrecks the first time, just before going beyond the reef, my 4yo daughter whispered, "Her dad was right."
When we took a break for dinner, I told her, "Moana's dad told her not to go beyond the reef because he loves her and wants to keep her safe, right?"
"Yeah."
"But Moana wants to try new things, and that's okay. So if YOU ever want to try new things, tell me and I'll listen. I'll help you. I want you to be safe, but I also want you to be happy."
I saw Moana last night and goodness you can feel Lin-Manuel Miranda in every note. Very very well-written music.
Also I'm a sucker for Jemaine Clement.
And who knew The Rock could sing?! Why has nobody told me this before? You've failed me, all of you! None of you are free of sin, not one!
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Speaking of income, if you're interested in hiring an autodidact full-stack developer who's got the patience to look for difficult edge-case solutions (and the understanding to know when they're edge cases), or if you know someone who is, please drop me a line.
(Regardless, please boost this status so others can see it - especially if you're on another instance!)
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follow @plsburydoughboy, the mean, lean meme machine
nsfw
NO
SALVATION
FOUND
WITHIN
I need a beard sensei who can teach me the ways of the beard because I am insecure about my beard.
I am embarrassed to admit that I nervously tug on my beard, which means I have a thin patch to the left of my chin where I've idly torn hairs out with my fiddling and I can't stop.
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hey masto i know this is a long shot but if anyone knows of anyone looking for a roommate in the east bay, like Oakland, Richmond, possibly Fremont- or SF... anywhere along BART really- hit me up.
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tfw someone doesn't fav your tweet/toot and your brain immediately leaps to "oh, they must hate me now"
blushing boys
boost if you agree
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too sleepy to meme, too woke to die
The "Joys" of Birdsite
Literal nazis in my mentions wow superfun 🆘 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘
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Good morning masto, please put me to sleep and take my body to the Sun Chips Place.
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Website owners: if you want people to whitelist your site in their ad blocker, don't say "we rely on ads for funding, please whitelist us :)". Nobody is blocking ads because they WANT to deny you funding.
Instead, say something like:
"We understand why you block ads. We promise never to run flashing, noisy, or intrusive ads. Here's a link to our ad policy (link), which includes instructions on how to report an ad that violates that policy (link)."
I'd whitelist that in a heartbeat.
listening to The Mountain Goats like hymns today
*tired strangled awoo*
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✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian
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Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
