✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space

My #brand: I hope you like derivative jokes and existential crises!

I'll be back for more terrible horny on main puns later

Alright you lovely people, stop being so interesting, I'm literally wasting my entire workday.

I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
I'm cold and I'm ashamed
Bound and broken on the floor
You're a little late
I'm already torny on main

If you livestream yourself shaving your entire head you're getting shorny on main.

If you're upset at these jokes, then you're getting scorny on main.

IF YOU'RE A MYTHICAL BEAST WHO POOPS RAINBOWS YOU CAN BE UNICORNY ON MAIN

If eating metal gives you magic powers you can be mistborny on main.

And if you complain about how you just fell down and it really hurts you can be sore knee on main.

If you starred in Alien, Aliens, and Galaxy Quest you can be Sigourney on main.

Feel free to just awoooo into the federation whenever you want, see if you can make some friends!

And if you use your masto account to shelter a bunch of dwarves and a single hobbit in your burly burly arms, you can say you're getting Beorny on main.

And if you're a rosebush, feel free to be thorny on main.

Just make sure you use CWs if you wanna get porny on main

On Mastodon, everyone is horny on main.