Crinklewott 💕 @thingywott@awoo.space

a not-good way to drink cider:
pour part of it into your mouth and the rest onto your shirt

you can trust me! i have practical experience

i should write a thing that replaces every word with its longest equivalent from a thesaurus and call it "text to speech"

@a_breakin_glass @cassolotl@cybre.space now your post is a sandwich

@Nystre same

@ThatDamnCat i figured if i only bought things the needed preperation, it would force me to actually get up and cook things

nope! i just starve instead

there's snow outside, which means it's the perfect time to put on some coconut hot chocolate and soak in the ambiance..!

@Eriadam you can do it..!

@regresssion hee, i gotcha!

but yeah! not all instances are for everyone, so don't feel bad if you would prefer to hang around somewhere else

@regresssion hey..! whatever works for you, right?

that said, a way you can see more things is to stalk the federated timeline since that includes updates from mastodon.social too

luckily, if you have something like stylish, you can get past this with this css: https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/issues/5562#issuecomment-341681307

it just hides the scrollbars, but it's so much nicer..!

i see the scrollbars in firefox quantum are still very ugly

i hoped they would fix this before it was officially released

chiptunes and bitpop are totally my aesthetic

this bitpop, it's Very Good..!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z21KDpIJGd8

i also get almost the same mental reflex as when i see people posting other people's work without credit

kinda like seeing a 9gag watermark--instant ick

i feel like a killjoy when someone insists i go on facebook to see a video they sent me with a "when u do thing 😂​" border

even though it's inconsequential, the border and text just totally kill it for me

if you've posted earlier, you're before me on main

oops, i forgot to mute my tablet

maybe the real lack of sleep were the friends we made along the way

if someone plays an elaborate practical joke on you on the internet

does that mean you were cyber punk'd?

@noiob i feel you

it's not really my style either