generalizations about your operating system:
mac: overpriced proprietary everything, but the Aesthetic Is So Clean™
linux: you get to be an annoying elitist so have fun with broken sound and/or wifi
windows: [literally go to any tech forum and ask a linux user for their opinion on windows]
gnu/hurd: what's it like in the year 3896
android/ios: {TO SEE THIS REMARK PLEASE VIEW THIS ADVERTISEMENT OR PAY $5.99}
tails os: you are an online drug dealer or worse
@typhlosion os2/warp: holy shit, son
@Thaminga @typhlosion BeOS: "Isn't that cute?"
@literorrery @Thaminga i was considering including haiku but i didn't have enough characters for "how expensive is it to get your software from a wormhole to the universe where BeOS was ever relevant"
@typhlosion what about amigaos
@zeether amigaos: you've paid money for this, for some reason
@typhlosion IRIX: you paid $400 for some workstation Pixar used because you think it's cool
@zeether @typhlosion AIX: [Cue Frank Sinatra singing My Way, getting vaudeville hooked off stage.]
@typhlosion if I might interject for a moment it's actually GNU/ood
@KevinMGranger i don't want your GNU/oods
@typhlosion yeah I've been told I'm an autotool
@typhlosion WAIT. there's an operating system called tails os?
is @Terrana@tootplanet.space aware of this
@Felthry @Terrana@tootplanet.space https://tails.boum.org/
it's the internet equivalent of a burner phone
@Zuse templeos: if i haven't heard of it it doesn't exist
@typhlosion gentoo: everything is actually pretty great ! ...if you're willing to make configuring and building everything your permanent hobby.
if i don't have zero followers by the end of tomorrow because of this post i will be surprised