Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
@modernmodron @Efi the shame corner is p crowded at the moment, please find your own space
@modernmodron *slides into your notifications to give you a hug*
@hax i found out about undertale through gabe the dog (rest in peace) so i understand this thoroughly
i think at this point i've heard the undertale soundtrack enough that i could've played the whole game through for an equivalent amount of time
@tom @blackle@dev.glitch.social *hacker voice* hacker voice i'm in
@shekkiesqueaks@computerfairi.es bless
@shekkiesqueaks@computerfairi.es *drowns in alphabet soup* blublublbubl
@shekkiesqueaks@computerfairi.es fldhjahfdsldfsjhladshjf
Crom, Kobold King
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@vahnj @TrollDecker And in gay awoos, even death may die.
@shekkiesqueaks@computerfairi.es asdfbna,bdsfasdklf
@TrollDecker@social.diskseven.com what is meme may never die
memes die fast but shitposts are forever!
wait no nevermind
wired: old memes
tired: reversed meaning day
food pun
microwave dinners = freasy meals
orc pooptootin', pathfinder
@Leucrotta it's true!!!!
Crom, Kobold King
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orc pooptootin', pathfinder
@vahnj a little like my bard's claim that, if a halfling is holding it, by definition it's an ancient and honorable halfling weapon.
*listens to General Mibi again*
orc pooptootin', pathfinder
Wanna argue semantics and say it has to be only the word "orc"?
OK, fine. I pick up another orc and beat you with it.
orc pooptootin', pathfinder
everyone's favorite pathfinder rule:
"Weapon Familiarity: Half-orcs are proficient with greataxes and falchions and treat any weapon with the word “orc” in its name as a martial weapon."
I pick up the sORCerer and smash the bad guy.
I wield an ORChestra like it's the downtown club.
My thrown weapon? An ORCa.
Crom, Kobold King
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how to celebrate orctober
@vahnj sorc? Orc sorc? Orc Sorcerer! Orc sorcerorcs.
---
Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
